It Was My Favorite Head Injury

Have you ever heard of Gary Busey? No, you haven’t. Maybe you have, but if you have then you know that he is ugly enough to induce vomiting.

And that guy on Seinfeld – Kramer – that guy is a genius.

He is a genius.

“Hey. Let’s give that guy just out of the mental ward a knife!”
“No, Heather.”
*whinny face*
“No.”

I’m at Heather’s right now, and she’s rubbing off on me. I can’t hold a thought for more than – he look at HIS hair. You’d think that a neurologist would be able to operate a bloody comb. Gary was in Lethal Weapon and Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business. You can pretty much tell that his acting career mirrors his mental downspiral.

Heather has a 2.0 GPA. She is a retawd. Too bad her kids won’t be around to clean up after her forever. You can tell she wears on Chris. You can hear him crying at night. He pretends that he’s just washing his hands, but you can hear his soul-wrenching sobs all the way into our house. It’s haunting as it is saddening. Note: Gary Abusey’s mom is ugly also, and his kid is an ablino; but the albino is not quite as ugly as his dad.

PHONE CALL

I will know admit that I thought that Gary Busey was Nick Nolte.

Heather:

I had this really bad dream about Nick Zachariason. I dreamt that him and Rose got married. Then I dreamt that Rose got into a bad car accident. Before she died, she pulled the baby out of the car, but the baby died, too. Nick found them on his way back from the Magic: The Gathering Tournament he was attending.
They were all ugly. Wait, I didn’t say that. Love is a big lie.

I quit doing the XMen thing because I wasn’t feeling it. Guess what : that movie is a hella lot of typing to do. I don’t think anyone got it, though. Maybe Bryce did, but he hardly posted anyway. So… thERe. I started this new thing. This thing here. That I am starting.

I HATE MY LIFE. HEATHER MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
I WOULD CRY BUT IT LOOKS
LIKE THAT WOULD GIVE
HER TOO MUCH
CREDIT
:'(

<@:) Um. Something about how much I love Heather... yada yada yada. She's not reading this over my shoulder, so I can type whatever I want. :'( WHAT? Organisms are important to anyone ever. Daria is on and there's a sad clown on the wall. What a combination of phrases. "No, not by that." He has a smiling clown pillow. An NO YOU DON'T adventure in moderation. If only Daria had more friends who didn't bring her down. Did you ever wonder what sort of people write Daria? Maybe they're just like her, and maybe their favorite new hip/creative artist is Avril Lavigne. Scary, huh? Well it's time to take my pill(s). Stay White, people.

| Master. Master |

Author: Miles Rausch

I've made a smart playlist of all the songs with 0 plays. I listen to them because I feel bad for them not because I like the music. I'm THAT guy.

10 thoughts on “It Was My Favorite Head Injury”

  1. you may want to correct your horribly incorrect grammar as it spews out on your page…
    ;>

  2. my GPA is a 3.35…not a 2.0 milesy. also, who cleaned your house before you moved into it mister?? yeah, that was me too. you always make me out to be such a bad person. maybe it’s because you have an inferiority complex….oh well, at least you took your lawnmower black…i mean back.
    hehe

  3. oh, and by gary busey, do you mean son of virginia and dewilmer busey? father of josh busey?? the man who played buddy holly??

    just checking. :rolleyes:

  4. there is so much more that should’ve been in this post…it’s kinda like that tape in The Ring…Who is That Nice Girl…What happened to all the Horses….It’ll Never Stop. :worship:

  5. you should all just be glad you didn’t stick around for the midget that talks backwards…miles, jeff, you know what i’m talking about….

  6. ahh yes…but, if everyone knew then we’d have no one around to feel left out…. ;) just kidding…i think.

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