Fat Kid Clothes

We’ve all done things that we are ashamed of. Most of these things happened in our past (I will let you think about that one). There are some things, though, that no matter how young you are, they are simply not acceptable.

Since I dont know all that much about a majority of peoples childhoods, I will have to do my own. This may be a long post, since I have done a lot of dumb things, ESPECIALLY as a kid.

I was born in the 80s. This isnt something to be overly proud of (case in point : Flock of Seagulls haircut) but it is something that we need to deal with. Starting now.

First issue : fat kid, little clothing

… you know what? I don’t know where I’m going with this. I apologize to those who read for my lack of content. This was due largely to not having anything funny to say and being to busy to pretend that I do. This was actually a post I started a long long time ago, but never finished.

Now that I look at it, I had no idea where I was going with this. I think I was going to highlight dumb things I’ve done. Perhaps it was a thinly veiled insult in search of sympathy, but if it was, I’ve given up on that sort of cheap self-esteem tetanus shot. Instead I will post my schedule. Because it’s different.

MT Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday
1000 Spanish Spanish Spanish Spanish
1100 U. Physics II Programming Languages U. Physics II Programming Languages U. Physics II
1200 Programming Languages Programming Languages
100 Math Modeling Math Modeling Math Modeling
200 Numerical Analysis I Tutor Library Numerical Analysis I Physics Lab Numerical Analysis I
300 Tutor 021 Tutor Library Tutor 021 Physics Lab Tutor 021
400 Tutor 021 (4:30) Tutor 021 (4:30) Physics Lab Tutor 021 (4:30) / Tutor Library
500 Tutor Library Band Band
600 Student Senate
700 Rehearsal Rehearsal Rehearsal Drama Club / Rehearsal Rehearsal

In the code this table looks double spaced. Why? Because I love whitespace. Did you ever wonder what the “B” in Susan B. Anthony stood for? It stands for Bitchin’. Thank you Brendon Small. Thank you.

[ schedule ]/[ nonesense ]

7 Replies to “Fat Kid Clothes”

  1. ok now I’m worried… you have Alzheimers… or you are on drugs or you have MAJOR ADD no H it has to be one of those I have never read anything quite as disjointed as this post… I am still waiting for some insight on the clothes…

  2. I didnt’ post MOM and I always use my real name. I just hardly ever post. jeesh you guys. Pick on Bryce day or what.

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