Fat Kid Clothes

We’ve all done things that we are ashamed of. Most of these things happened in our past (I will let you think about that one). There are some things, though, that no matter how young you are, they are simply not acceptable.

Since I dont know all that much about a majority of peoples childhoods, I will have to do my own. This may be a long post, since I have done a lot of dumb things, ESPECIALLY as a kid.

I was born in the 80s. This isnt something to be overly proud of (case in point : Flock of Seagulls haircut) but it is something that we need to deal with. Starting now.

… you know what? I don’t know where I’m going with this. I apologize to those who read for my lack of content. This was due largely to not having anything funny to say and being to busy to pretend that I do. This was actually a post I started a long long time ago, but never finished.

Now that I look at it, I had no idea where I was going with this. I think I was going to highlight dumb things I’ve done. Perhaps it was a thinly veiled insult in search of sympathy, but if it was, I’ve given up on that sort of cheap self-esteem tetanus shot. Instead I will post my schedule. Because it’s different.

In the code this table looks double spaced. Why? Because I love whitespace. Did you ever wonder what the “B” in Susan B. Anthony stood for? It stands for Bitchin’. Thank you Brendon Small. Thank you.