Guest Post (Dude! That Movie Sucks!)

by Bryce Rausch, my brother, who writes for the SMSU (formerly SSU) Spur.

How many trillions of times have you heard your friends tell you that a movie sucks. How many times have your friends told you how some new song is �Da Bomb.� Well you, as I, know that the song they are talking probably is not �da bomb� and that movie they said sucks, well, you won�t even go and see it anymore cause it sucks, right?

I know I am guilty of this, if I may be so bold; I am a hardcore wrecker of movies. I am that guy who leaves the early show at the movies and decides to yell, �Boy that twist in the plot was awesome. And here we all thought the good guy died, but nope, that shizzled my mizzle!�

You really have to go to movies without seeing any trailers and talking to nobody about the film so you can truly decide if you like the movie or if you have your obnoxious buddy screaming, �This movie blows� stuck in your head. It also helps when watching a movie you don�t watch it with someone who doesn�t care for the film. I was watching �Dude, Where�s My Car� with some friends and the jerks whispered to me, �You know the guy can�t find his car, right?� I stood up and yelled, �WHOA! DUDE, why did you just do that!!!� then I stormed out of the theater and called my parents to pick me up. Talk about rude, huh?

It is almost comical how the slightest comment on either side of something can ruin it or just make it uninteresting. If by �almost comical� you mean �awful�. I have been told I will love Hanson and that �Zoolander� is a stupid movie. Well, I didn�t care much for Hanson and disowned my friend, and, let’s face it, �Zoolander� is genius.

Basically, there is a plethora of music and movies out there that you just have to experience yourself and ignore your friends� reviews, unless your friends are Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper.

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Author: Miles Rausch

I've made a smart playlist of all the songs with 0 plays. I listen to them because I feel bad for them not because I like the music. I'm THAT guy.

5 thoughts on “Guest Post (Dude! That Movie Sucks!)”

  1. Bryce, you come so close to being a good writer… :angry:
    maybe you should proof-read more, and contrive less. Specific examples are good, but being a summary writer is not.
    That said, nice post. :bounce:

  2. ok, I think I picked up on something here. You used the word “plethora” in both this post and in the last one, and that is also your name on the “converse” site. Something smells fishy about that!


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