Give It A Day

I’m honestly trying to get an actual post written. Some of you may have questions about my personal life, and I want to share everything with all three of you who read this site, but maybe I can tomorrow.

For now, I reprint one of the greatest online practical jokes I ever pulled off.

rauschpax: Woops?
angel009900:what?
rauschpax: I crashed AIM.
angel009900:I do that at least once a week
angel009900:If I have to get off suddenly it’s because our dinner guests are here, k?
rauschpax: Fine. Nice chatting.
rauschpax: Bryce loves you.
angel009900:what?
angel009900:I don’t get off yet
angel009900:I don’t have to get off yet
rauschpax: What?
rauschpax: Oh, great.
angel009900:I’m writing you an email now
angel009900:it’s pretty good so far
rauschpax: I”m glad you like your own work.
rauschpax: Is it better than the one to Bryce?
angel009900:which one?
rauschpax: The best one.
angel009900:hmmmm no, because i stopped just when it got good
angel009900:i sent it though, and now you can read it
angel009900:no more suspense
rauschpax:Okay.
angel009900:cool.
angel009900:BRB
rauschpax:[jeopardy theme in background]
rauschpax:[miles tapping foot to beat and drumming fingers looking around]
angel009900:why aren’t you getting my email while i’m gone?
rauschpax:Uh… [nervous pause] cause…
angel009900:you’re a great person to chat with
angel009900:did you know that?
rauschpax:I’m flattered.
rauschpax:Really.
angel009900:rightfully so
rauschpax:Do you want to know why you’re dead?
angel009900:YES
angel009900:please
rauschpax:Because you didn’t tell Jenny and KT the thing about the story the second they walked in. Bryce was chatting with Jenny and she was clueless.
angel009900:I thought that you guys emailed everyone…. sorry
angel009900:really sorry
rauschpax:Well, okay, you’re undead.
angel009900:THANK YOU!!!!
angel009900::-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)
angel009900:Ok, what’s your address?
rauschpax:My who?
angel009900:address… where do you live by snail mail
rauschpax:P.O. Box 176
rauschpax:Big Stone City, SD 57216
rauschpax:but Bryce already told you that
angel009900:he told me somthing Mitchell Ave.
rauschpax:That’s street. P.O. Box is for mail.
angel009900:that sux
rauschpax:Why?
angel009900:because i thought he knew i meant for mail when he gave it to me, which means i sent a letter to your street address… will you still get it?
rauschpax:Yup. Big Stone’s not huge so they’ll know where to stick it.
angel009900:ok, good
angel009900:whew!!!
rauschpax:I know Big Sigh of Relief.
angel009900:yup… exactly
rauschpax:Forget about it
angel009900:ok
rauschpax wants to directly connect.
angel009900‘s software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
rauschpax:=-O
rauschpax:8-)
rauschpax::-DO:-)8-):-P
angel009900 signed off at 12:05:28 PM.
angel009900 signed on at 12:06:40 PM.
angel009900:sorry about that
rauschpax:Geez!
angel009900:my AIM got disconnected
rauschpax:I like this font. It reminds me of Pyramids.
angel009900:i can’t see it
angel009900:all i see is times new roman
angel009900:so do you want 9 pics or 5 pics
rauschpax:Bryce is wondering if you were killed by jenny or kt because of the footage.
rauschpax:9
angel009900:ok
rauschpax:what pics?
angel009900:of the end of summer
angel009900:could you do me a favor?
rauschpax:what??
angel009900:change your font back.
angel009900:it’s really huge like this:
rauschpax:Is this better?
angel009900:yes
angel009900:thanks you
rauschpax:That’s great. See, I need it large so I can see. Both of my lenses were removed and I’m typing by memory.
angel009900:wow
angel009900:that sucks
angel009900:when are you getting new ones?
rauschpax:When the surgury for placing lenses catches up to the surgery for removing them.
rauschpax:50 years give or take.
angel009900:your lenses?
angel009900:like ON your eyeball?
rauschpax:Yupers. Did I spell that right? I can’t see.
angel009900:two p’s
rauschpax:I’m lucky I can chat with you at all. The mouse is terrible t use.
angel009900:i’m sorry
rauschpax:Yeah.
angel009900:soooo did you get my email?
rauschpax:Yes. I think. I can’t read the words on the screen, remember. I think I saw the word “dog”
angel009900:I don’t know what you’re talking about
rauschpax:Well, I think that’s what I saw. I could be wrong.
rauschpax:I can’t read remember?
rauschpax:Know what?
angel009900:you are a lying twerp
rauschpax:I got an email from Tenley, and she was calling me Bryce. In an Email!!!
angel009900:oh my gosh! the blonde hair is getting to her
rauschpax:Quick. Go over there and rescue her!
angel009900:no, she’s a lost cause.
angel009900:pray to Saint Jude
rauschpax:She said that she got all the way done and realized that it wasn’t to Bryce. But for some reason she didn’t change anything.
rauschpax:Gotcha.
angel009900:yeah, she’s just making that up
angel009900:she really had no idea
rauschpax:Un-hu. You tell it sister.
angel009900:yeah
rauschpax:Why so quiet? Something wrong. Tell Cousin Miles
angel009900:I’m surprised you can read this, retard cousin miles
rauschpax:Bryce is reading to me. Thanks for crushing my feelings.
angel009900:yeah right
angel009900:you can’t get your lenses removed from your eyeball, loser!
angel009900:and plus, WHY WOULD YOU?
angel009900:how long were you planning on milking that one…
rauschpax:It was a freak accident. I was blasting those rocks for my dad. The visor shield burst in. I was to close to the rocks and I got a full blast in the face. I was bloody, disorientated, but managed to get to the house. Dad took me to the emergency room, but they said they couldn’t save my vision. The only way was to remove the badly ruined lenses.
rauschpax:Thanks for adding insult to injury.
angel009900:are you really being serious?
angel009900:why didn’t you decide to put that in your email then?
rauschpax:I wanted to keep it quiet. Maybe… I don’t know what I was thinking. They can’t restore my vision. It’s hopeless. And my visions of being a director… gone…
angel009900:I have to go set the table
angel009900:sorry
angel009900:well, talk to you later
rauschpax:Love you. Please keep this quiet.
angel009900:Miles, if you are lying to me i’m going to be really mad
rauschpax:What if I apoligize now?
angel009900:I CAN”T BELIEVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rauschpax:I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
angel009900:YOU LITTLE TWERP!!!!!!
angel009900:I CAN”T BELIEVE YOU!!!!!
angel009900:I’m saving this conversation just to bring up and laugh at later
rauschpax:I’m really sorry! I didn’t think you’ld buy it, but the writer in me took over and I thought it was pretty believable.
rauschpax:I should save this too. I don’t have any saved yet.
angel009900:ok, by the way, nice job
rauschpax:Thanks, I think. How mad are you.
rauschpax:?
angel009900:it was a good touch, that whole “keep this quiet”
angel009900:I’m not mad, but the gueests are her!
angel009900:bye!
rauschpax:Good. Love you.
angel009900:I love you anyway!
angel009900 signed off at 12:26:56 PM.

…signed off!

Author: Miles Rausch

I've made a smart playlist of all the songs with 0 plays. I listen to them because I feel bad for them not because I like the music. I'm THAT guy.