St. Valentine’s Day

St. Valentine’s Day is coming up, and I think I should pass the word on. This holiday is simply a way for obnoxious couples to fornicate in public. It’s a way to sell way too many bad tasting candy and day old flowers.

Don’t believe the love stories. They’re just science fiction for ordinary people.

A picture of Hitler with a Valentine's Day greeting written on it done by Collin Janes

Author: Miles Rausch

I've made a smart playlist of all the songs with 0 plays. I listen to them because I feel bad for them not because I like the music. I'm THAT guy.

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