You know how Chris Farley always used to say that? Well, I just did that – outside.
There are two pop machines at work: a coke machine and a pepsi machine. The Pepsi machine has Mountain Dew (yes!) but does not have a working dollar bill reader. The Coke machine has Coke products ($%@#!) and has a working dollar bill reader, but it will not give you change.
So, despite my wishes, I was forced to waste a dollar on a soda that I don’t really want. When I get my Sprite, the can is mostly empty and obviously damaged. Like, pop can in the freezer kind of damage.
And I’m not happy. Oh, well. I get to spend tonight with the Gilmore Girls.