As the title phoe­net­i­cally sug­gests, I’m going to lay off post­ing dur­ing this next week. That means that the next time you see me post a pic­ture (because who reads the words, any­way?), it’ll most likely be almost a week from now.

What you should consider:

• Ricky Ger­vais has a pod­cast, and it’s hilarious.
• Yahoo! bought del.icio.us, both of which I find myself increas­ingly impressed with.
• Nar­nia will rock.
• I got a resume request from factor360 (but, it’s no CRESH).
• Toba Sojo is get­ting tape, a pen, and plas­tic sil­ver­ware for his birthday.
• I wish I had British tele­vi­sion AND Amer­i­can tele­vi­sion.
• *sigh*

I nor­mally don’t quote scrip­ture or talk about church that much, unless I’m mak­ing an ill-taken point, but I liked today’s Gospel. It had it’s share of slap­stick and omni­nous. First off, I was con­fused because it’s the gospel of John and he’s talk­ing about John (the Bap­tist). So, for a cou­ple para­graphs, I was think­ing, “Man, John sure has an ego, doesn’t he.” Then the Jews send priests and Fair-I-Sees to check him out.

FIS: Who are you?
John: I am not the Christ.
FIS: What?
John: I just… I want to make it per­fectly clear that I am NOT the Christ. John — write that down a cou­ple times.
FIS: What, then? Are you Eli­jah?
John: No, I’m not.
FIS: Are you the Prophet?
John: No, I’m not.
FIS: Why don’t you just tell us who you are.
John: I am the voice of one cry­ing in the wilder­ness, ‘Make straight the way of the Lord,’ as the prophet Isa­iah said.
FIS: AHAH! So, you’re Isa­iah.
John: No. I am NOT Isa­iah.
FIS: What, are you bugged?
John: No, I got a guy tak­ing notes. Don’t put that part in, John.
FIS: Then you didn’t really answer my ques­tion, did you. You just gave us a quote.
John: Okay, you want some real info? There is one among you whom you do not rec­og­nize. He is the Christ. You must kill him.
FIS: Seri­ously? We should kill him?
John: No, I’m just kid­ding. John, don’t put that part in. We done here?
FIS: Yeah. We’ll just mark “Isa­iah” in our book. No charges will be filed. Kill him… Not a bad idea.
John: Oh, no. I’ve made a huge mistake.

And that, friends, is verbatim.