If you think about it, 20 seconds is way too long to microwave toast. 10 seconds, max.
I played poker at Ben Fox’s place the other night. Big come back, then one hand took me and Paul Hotchkiss both out. Holli did well. Big group showed up: Ben, Lisa, Paul, Me, Holli, Holly, Bob, Crystal, Billy, and 3 dogs. Isaac Latterell, a real intern, called me that same night doing a hautingly accurate impression of Representative Kl***t. I almost hung up on him, thinking it to be a prank call, but he sensed my panic and changed back.
Met Holli’s potential future roommates of Danielle, Kensi, and Sara. We spent a good deal of time discussing the possibility (or impossibility) of transporting objects via slinky (without flipping them over), namely, tupperware, bookbags, and Birthday cake. Despite making sketches, no concensus was reached about on the subject. More research is necessary.
I lost about 5 lbs. of hair today. More on that later.