FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Concerning Christmas
Wife, Holli Rausch, added, “These announcements were hard for us to make. One thing we haven’t considered is just how overwhelmingly awkward every day of the rest of our lives is going to be now. But we’ll just have to live with that or get new friends.”

mom 9:54 am on December 5, 2008 Permalink |
You are getting money from us so too bad. I think you can handle it. Don’t get us anything. We can handle it :>
Tony 1:19 pm on December 5, 2008 Permalink |
Better start finding new friends.
Mike 5:11 pm on December 5, 2008 Permalink |
I like you guys, presents or not. Your presence is my present (that’s the cheesy line I use for my parents to tell them I’m not buying them anything every year). This was a great and very funny press release, M!les. I love it.
My present to you will be actually scheduling my next sets of lessons by Christmas. I’m looking forward to them, I just never have time it seems. But I’ll get you a voucher to make sure that it happens.
Also…since you don’t want my present, I guess I’ll have to take back the Wii I bought you guys from Best Buy…
Debra 11:02 pm on December 5, 2008 Permalink |
Very informative press release, Myzo. Sounds like you guys (as well as the rest of us) could use another one of those economic stimulus checks. :)