You know you’re wife is perfect for you…

You know your wife is perfect for you when she calls you at work to tell you that the Christmas present she got for you came a little damaged, and she wonders if she should rip the DVDs before she sends it back.

Of course, that’s illegal, so I told her “Absolutely not.” And I’m sticking to that.

Author: Miles Rausch

I've made a smart playlist of all the songs with 0 plays. I listen to them because I feel bad for them not because I like the music. I'm THAT guy.

23 thoughts on “You know you’re wife is perfect for you…”

  1. when your wife goes thru your phone, sees dirty sexts, and chases you with probably the same golf club that drew her to you in the first place, forcing you to crash your car while you’re drunk and on pills, which of course leads to like 20 chicks saying you “putted from the rough” with each of them (yeah right, right?!LOLOMG :P

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