If I was a lit­tle less upstairs, I’d scan the super-cute photo of us as chil­dren that I found the other day.

Boom — did it anyway:

Geez, I’m a bad Dad. I’m back dat­ing this, so the future will think I posted this on your birthday.

Con­grat­u­la­tions on mak­ing it a year. Seri­ously — good work, Son.

I object!

…to your not hav­ing a great birthday!

(I apol­o­gize for that pun… kinda.)

I really hope you like the Jer­sey Shore box set I got you. It comes with Snooki and The Sit­u­a­tion book ends!

j/k lol

Happy Birth­day, seriously.

May your day be an enchanted as Bella and Edward’s love!

I feel sick to my stom­ach writ­ing that…