New Years
December 31st, 2009
Happy New Year, Readers!
So, what’s happened this year for the Bryce Rausch’s (which means Lindsey and cats, too)?
Here are some highlights of the past year:
We spent New Years at one of Linds’ colleagues. Memorable moments: this guy ruining my Ghostbusters shirt with his red wine and the hosts screaming in each others faces at midnight “HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERF***” But it was a fun night.
We bought Rock Band
We hosted Ryan, Natalie, Missile, and Crystal
We hosted Sue, Sarah, Brenna, Nate, and Tom
We hosted Dan and Annie
We hosted Alli and Alex
We hosted Tony
We hosted Matt Bartley
We hosted David, Tom, and Dan
I ran two marathons
Linds ran none. Not one
We bought a house
Linds started testifying
We went to a Browns and Vikings game
We went to a plethora of Twings games
Easter we went to a Twins game and pretty much sat on the field
We went to the WGC Bridgestone with Tony, and I got to write an article for it on The Cleveland Sports Report
Almost got to interview Tiger, but now realize he probably would’ve tried seducing Lindsey (NOT ON MY WATCH TIGER!)
Volunteered at a Dog Shelter walking dogs
Came home in July
Came home in December
Met Ginger, Linds’ Moms dog, who tinkled blood everytime she got excited
Celebrated 2nd year of marriage
Joined 2nd church in 3 years
Joined Bally’s gym (apparently for life)
Replaced dining room floor with Pergo
Got into the following:
Twilight
Glee
Home and Garden Channel
UFC
Twitter
The thought of being an uncle and aunt
Next years goals:
Bryce:
Get jacked and tan
Get into a fight with a horse
Go to taiwan before dad and make it so no Rausch’s are ever allowed back so he can’t go
Get into voodoo in a big way
teach miles and holli’s baby how to do the souldja boy
Befriend Chuck Norris and Mark Lemke
Become better friends with Norris and talk him into karate chopping the heck outta Lemke
Console Lemke as if I wasn’t behind it and Norris is just a dick (but know he isn’t)
Lindsey:
Get more cats
Become a salt water fish enthusiast
Get less jacked and tan
Happy New Year!
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2 Comments Add your own
1. m!les | December 31st, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Does “jacked” mean “drunk all the time”, because then I agree with both.
The best way to get into a fight with a horse is to kick a foal in the throat. The second best way is to loudly declare, “Mr. Ed was an idiot, just like all other horses are idiots!” and wait for the fun to start.
2. Tony | January 2nd, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Walking dogs? Sounds like you missed Hogan and Jet.
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