Plethora

Update

So …
Here’s a new post

Lately I have been playing AOM like Keith Richards drinks and as much as Ringo should. Which is alot.

Its gotten so bad that with all my friends that do any gaming I try and brag to them that I play AOM as they sternly tell me they play World of Warcraft now. Big deal, what a dumb game. Idiots. So far our team is Tony, who is more or less uber good, Dan, who is really good, Lindsey, who is good, and then Miles and I who have a lot of heart. In our defense, we put alot of thought into it. We look up strategy we talk about it, we post about it, we treat AOM like Lindsey treats Athena.

Speaking of Athena, we played AOM last night and Tony said he wanted Athena and I think I speak for both Lindsey and I, you can have her Tony.

So lately I’ve been trying to listen to full albums at a time. I got Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison, I think from Boy. I kind of like Jet, too. I’ve tried getting into some Radiohead and Bright Eyes. I have to say I like Radiohead quite a bit more. Except for True Blue by Bright Eyes lifts them up a bit.

I like posting on random things. I think it may be easier to read because you won’t be reading and say, “i see where this is going, hit the snooze I’m going back to sleep” or “pass the bottle I’m going to drink until I die cause I see where this is going” or “Pass that sock and can of spray paint I’m going to spray that paint into the sock and inhale it until I’m very high because I see where this is going” (that was meant to be ironic cause as I rambled on you could see where each little quote was going, God I’m awesome)

So Hawaiian night was pretty much the worst. Then again, I don’t think I’ve ever had that great of a Hawaiian night. I’m just looking forward to Ash Wednesday. Got all dirty at church and you get in trouble if you wash off the ash, how kick ass is that, you HAVE to stay dirrrty. What I like the most about Ash Wednesday is that it is NOT a holy day of obligation so you don’t even have to go… but you still can’t eat anything but meat-less supper.

So i need a job pretty bad, today I spent like 450 bucks on tuition and rent. JUST TODAY. And bills cost like a hundred. All I want is a job that pays for my expenses and gives me some spending money. The spur pays for … the cable and internet bill… thats it.

The shot glass Tony stole for me, or maybe he bought it, either way, it is so pretty I can’t even imagine any drunk dude taking a shot from it. I mean, its got a colorful castle on it with squiggly lines all over it and it says Magic Kingdom. So if it isn’t a typical college kids shot glass, its definately not for bars or the bar crowd. Which basically leaves one group, Tony’s parents. But I certainly can’t picture them saying, “hey, kids are all gone Jannee, wanna take some shots and see what happens?” and she’d say, “I’ll get the magic kingdom shot glasses we got at Disney World and you get the Morgan” Then of course Tyler would walk in and Mark would go, “shit, forgot you still lived here, go practice your god damn electric guitar or something, ugly”

Mark gets pissy with some drinks in him.

Thats where I’ll end this.

Add comment January 30th, 2005

Winter Break

I have to start this with an introduction to the Bryce Rausch family conjoined with the Lindsey Nelsen family, Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom. We found her at a pet store, cheap too.

Athena is a hamster that is better looking than your hamster or turtle, guaranteed. She is brown and white, small, and the Goddess of Wisdom. She was created by the Uber Hamster, Zeus, and only Zeus, no chick hamster. She is also the Goddess of ferocious and implacable fight, but only in defense. So if you get all up in her cage, she’ll smack a hoe.

When we first got Athena she got sick. Odd for a Goddess to be sick, but it happened. She had wet-tail so Linds got on the horn and talked to everyone she could about saving our lil lady. In finally found a store in the Fargo mall with something called “Dri-tail” and had Tony pick it up, next thing you know, Athena’s fine and keeping Lindsey up all night while she would run in her cage in the middle of the night.

So Athena is awesome and you would be lucky to be half the hamster she is.

Well, as for my break, I’ll discuss movies. I have seen a lot of movies but rarely has a time come that so many movies at the same time have come out that I’ve wanted to see. I have seen all the movies I wanted to and all of them were great. Those movies: Dodgeball, Anchorman, and Napoleon Dynamite. All of them have numerous areas of hillarity. I own Dodgeball now, after much drama, and will set out to at least own Napoleon Dynamite in the future. For those of you who have never met Schaef, Napoleon looks just like Schaef.

I also watched Secret Window with the ever-so-hot Johnny Depp, I received Play it again, Sam, a Woody Allen film that I watched once with Miles on TV way back when and looked up the name of the film and what do you know, a lil birdie told my Godmother Kelly about it and she got it for me. Awesome.

I also watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

The winter break has been pretty relaxing, rather fun, no major stories at all, much gaming and some money made, thank God.

I’ve especially enjoyed being away from the paper. It’s been a good break and I don’t look forward to doing so many stories on my own next semester, so I guess you could say my New Years Resolution is to recruit new writers.

Wish me luck
“I call these, keepers”
“Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!”
“Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Did you shoot any?

Yes, like 50 of ‘em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

What kind of gun did you use?

A freakin’ 12-gauge, what do you think? ”

Add comment January 6th, 2005