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Happy Birthday

Well Dan and Miles, it is officially the most insignificant birthday you’ll ever have. This is the “Next birthday after you’re 21″ and 23 will be known as, another step towards 30. Than its 40. Than death because of the aliens.

So I hope you have an insignificant day filled with things you want to happen that are good.

Add comment February 28th, 2005

Bonehead 2

So Lindsey was sleeping upstairs and I needed to get my mind moving so I chose to make supper. Homemade pizza.

So I made a huge mess with flour and cheese and Pam spray but i took care of it pretty quickly. I put it in the oven and set the timer, and watched Seinfield. That Kramer. I even laughed out loud.

Lauren is cooking food, too.

I go to take it out of the oven and notice a few burns but nothing bad. But still I’m thinking, “great, I burned it”. I set it on the stove and figure, it’ll cool down once I cut it up into pieces. So I do, but I can smell it burning and I can see the cheese bubbling and am thinking, “Shit, I really burned it”.

I go upstairs to let it cool off and come back downstairs and I go to the pizza and it has been moved to the opposite side of the stove and Lauren goes, “Yeah, the burner was on and it was burning your pizza pan so I moved it.

So not only did i not look at the burner first before setting the pan down but I left the room to let it cool down.

Wow.

Add comment February 23rd, 2005

Bonehead

I think I should start this as a regular piece for the site, the Bonehead move of the day.

Todays Bonehead move of the day is:
went to ask ryan and todd if they wanted to go work out and ended up staying for 40 minutes watching Mission:Impossible… hadn’t planned on being over that long and left my car on the entire time… almost stayed for The Fugitive, too.

Add comment February 21st, 2005

meh

Tony’s taller than my dad and now all the House of Representatives knows it. And about a half a dozen people think that he is either adopted, a runaway, or just my friend.

Add comment February 21st, 2005

Poll

What’s better or what would you prefer:
Being respected by everyone but likes by none

or

Being liked by everyone while respected by none.

Think about it…
no, you think about it.

Add comment February 17th, 2005

‘Gone Fishin

I guess I’m going fishing this weekend.

I really don’t fish but it shouldn’t be too bad.

In other news, DAD AND MILES, WATCH YOUR BACKS. BRYCE IS CATCHING UP!
I added two new activities to my list this week, JUST THIS WEEK.

Here are my grand totals:
1. The Spur Newspaper
2. Intramural wrestling
3. College Republicans
4. Sportsman’s Club
5. Intramural Dodgeball

BOO YA.

I figure I have to get 15 to win, which leaves twice as many as I have now left.

So, I still suck at AOM but i have a new technique I like, put villagers on reload. Thanks Tony.

Anyone know when Team America comes out on video?

Anyone else think that new movie with Vince Vega, Peter LeFleur, and Beatrice Kiddo looks funny? We’ll see. I have only seen the trailer.

I was surrounded by Nepalians today and they smelled weird and I couldn’t understand any of them and they all want to write for me but none of them want to be a beat writer which is what I want them to do and they are only there for money, but this year we have changed our policy for payment, you don’t get paid just for writing a story, you now have to submit 3 stories and then apply, and then the section editor chooses you or not. I won’t. Not them. Never.

This semester I think it is within reach of getting several A’s.

True story.

Add comment February 10th, 2005