When I turned 18 I had no clue what I was in for. I knew I would get addicted to something but had no clue it would be gambling. Actually, I wouldn’t say I’m completely addicted I just have to gamble all the time and if I don’t I kick
ducklings until I feel better. Not that I don’t like ducklings, but we all have to relieve stress somehow, right?
I am writing about gambling because lots and lots of college students are willing to sacrifice their $3 tip from delivering a Papa John’s pizza in a blizzard to drunk
college kids on a single hand of black jack at the $3 minimum tables.
Easy come, easy go right?
Right!
I will be the voice for college students against their parents who say, “You have wasted away $20,000 this semester on Texas Hold ‘Em, but we’re still proud.” Well,at least you didn’t buy crack or a wife with that 20 grand, right?
As the Fresh Prince said, “parent’s just don’t understand.” Sing it, Willie.
When we’re standing behind a stack of chips taller than the stack of our unfinished homework we really have no choice but to double down or at least split them aces.
College students live in a place with few things to do besides go to the bar and earn a degree, so unless we want to do our homework or get destroyed we have no other option but to leave town and go to a place where we can help earn our tuition money a thousand times faster than a job. So thank you casinos of our area for so warmly welcoming us to your establishments. Thank you for taking my money so graciously. At least your pop is free.
you went to morton didnt you? that place is a black hole for your tuition dollars
This will get Grandma REALLY worried… she will have to pray twice as hard for you now…
morton, “Jackpot” as well as Granite Falls, “Prarie’s Edge”
I love free pop!
M Train, you should put The Pulse on the site along with B’s articles. The recent Pulse article is funny. Good job linds.
same website miles. smsuspur.com